Over-the-top Gardener Gifts

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Arctic Hothouse

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Pyramid Garden

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

Football fan

Watering a plant in the rain.

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

The Golfer Gardener

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."

Devil watering tails.