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'Steve hates getting ticks.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Planting Bird Seed.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Snail trap

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Arctic Hothouse

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Pyramid Garden

Hipster Yard

Football fan

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Watering a plant in the rain.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

The Golfer Gardener

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."