Artful Gardener T-Shirts

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Pyramid Garden

Watering a plant in the rain.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Frank! It's Back!!

Devil watering tails.

Redneck Lawn Art

Gastro Gnomes

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Solar powered sundial

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Hedge trimming.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Easter egg tree.

Ingenuity

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."