Art-loving Gardener T-Shirts

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Picasso: The Early Years

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Framed Lady

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."