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Redneck Lawn Art

'Frank! It's Back!!

Gardening and Lochness

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Botany Baby!

The Fall of Gnome

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Spring in Japan.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Victorian Garden Romance

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Sculpture

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"