Garden Statue Lover T-Shirts

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Botany Baby!

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The Thinker. The Listener

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The Sculptor

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Game time.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

A gap between the solar panels

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Suburban street.

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

War and Peace

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

The Thinker and The Reactor.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Modern Art.

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Planet of the Dems

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Victorian Garden Romance

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."