Garden Statue Lover Pillows

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Botany Baby!

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

The Sculptor

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Suburban street.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

War and Peace

Modern Art.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Victorian Garden Romance

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.