Garden Statue Collector Pillows

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

House plants

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

All Major Cash Honored.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Everything's coming up roses!

The Ugly Plant

"I think we're ready for a tree."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Rhino Art

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

"Genome, Bobby, not gnome."