Statue Collectors Pillows

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Angel Statue

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Caricatures $20"

The Sculptor

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Michelangelo's David

The Spring Break Venus

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Replica Football Merchandise

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Easter Island

"Everyone is so cynical these days."