Statue Collectors Gifts

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Angel Statue

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Caricatures $20"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

The Sculptor

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Michelangelo's David

The Spring Break Venus

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Planet of the Dems

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Easter Island