Statue Collecting Gifts

Idol Hans, devil's playground.

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

"Well....I could've done this!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

The Fab Four

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Fossil bands

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."