Sculpture Collector Gifts

Frederic Remington

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Joan Hickson

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Barristers

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Steve McQueen

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Mohamed Salah

Tina Turner

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Caricatures $20"

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Gremlins 47

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'