Art Collectors Gifts

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"Trophy husbands."

"Caricatures $20"

"What do you do for a living?"

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Snowmen Around The World...

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.