Art Collecting Gifts

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Now this I get."

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

The New Colossus

Businessman looks at abstract painting, saying: 'I won't be investing in this one -I've just met the artist and he's in perfectly good health.'

Right key.

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

God rolls dice

'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'So what exactly are you trying to say.'

Drowning Hand

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It looks messy but it has a certain cachet.'

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

No use trying to die with dignity. Death always shows up and spoils everything.

Down on My Luck

'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'

Lords, Peasants and the Poor Law - 1845