Art Collecting Mugs

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

Great Chinese Dynasties

The New Colossus

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'

Businessman looks at abstract painting, saying: 'I won't be investing in this one -I've just met the artist and he's in perfectly good health.'

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

God rolls dice

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

Right key.

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'So what exactly are you trying to say.'

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

Drowning Hand

Lords, Peasants and the Poor Law - 1845

'Beautiful. But will it quadruple in value the next ten years?'

'It looks messy but it has a certain cachet.'

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'

Down on My Luck

"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.