Sculpture Lover Gifts

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'It celebrates man's ability to move large, stone objects.'

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

The Thinker. The Listener

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"Smile."

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Modern Art.

'I think, therefore I am.'

Angel of the North by North West.

War and Peace

Rodin's Late Arriver

'A penny for your thoughts.'

Female Version of The Thinker

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"The paunch is magnificent & those shorts are sublime."

The Sculptor

"Have you ever thought of taking up bodybuilding?"

The Three Graces

Fourth Plinth Art Sculpture

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

Man crouches over to read plaque.

Donald Trump Bust

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'It was my biggest statue.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'