Sculpture Admirer Gifts

The Thinker and the Doer.

The Think Tank

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Don't forget your chiropractor's appointment tomorrow!"

'Hopkins!' Guard is shouted at after falling asleep between the breasts of a statue.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

Rodin's Stinker

'Would you consider selling one of these guys separately?'

Rodin's Last in the Order Batsman

'I've decided to spend more time with my son, Ms. Finley... see if you can find his photo.'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

"Oh, I love it. Do you have it in a size six?"

Rodin's Flasher

Rodin's THE FEELER

Modern Art.

Rodin's Jack Russell

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Exhibit: 'Rodin Updated' - The Talker.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

The Stinker

'We don't know what inspired the Easter Islanders, but we think their neighbours were Anthony Gormley fans.'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

believe it or not but he used to be a gag cartoonist

Piano being held up by a bust.

'I hate Mondays!'

Bird in Flight.

Rodins golfer with Rodins divot

'You're right, Fiona, his artwork does make you look at things in a different way.'

The Thinker

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

George Papandreou.