Sculpture Admirer Mugs

The Think Tank

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Don't forget your chiropractor's appointment tomorrow!"

'I've decided to spend more time with my son, Ms. Finley... see if you can find his photo.'

Rodin's Stinker

Rodin's Last in the Order Batsman

Modern Art.

Rodin's Jack Russell

Rodin's Flasher

'Hopkins!' Guard is shouted at after falling asleep between the breasts of a statue.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

"Oh, I love it. Do you have it in a size six?"

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Why, Gorgarty, you're blushing."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

A man looking at a statue of a statesman covered by a sign saying "Apprehended"

"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Abstract portrait art.

Pfft! I could do that.

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

First Shot Discus Thrower

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"And this is the anciest monolith in the world: Henry's convictions."

Auxiliary Fire Service Memorial

'See what happens when you bite your nails.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Rodin's mafia victim

The Thinking Man's Rugby

'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

Angel of the North.