Sculpture Enthusiast Mugs

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

Whittlers Mother

The Thinker worries about coronavirus

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Rodin's Tram Driver

Michelangelo

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

The vein King of Easter Island is working with a sculptor to unsuccessfully carve another likeness of his head - 'Cmon, my nose isn't that big... and look those huge ears! Let's try it again!'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I'll be back- I want to think about it."

Sculpture being squashed.

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

"I call it 'Hemorrhoid'."

Tourist viewing a desert rose

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

"You know that our neighbour doesn't like you looking over the fence!"

The drinker.

'I'm sorry but it doesn't speak to me, y'know?'

The Drinker.

Thinking Man Thinks About Thinking Man.

'Oh dear! Another retrospective invite - we need this like a hole in the head.'

'I preferred his miniature period.'

Love at first sight.

Football Sculpture.

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Artists

Rodins way out

'It's unfinished because the Inuit never got around to it.'

The Thinker is jealous of The Kiss.

Rodin's warm-up comedian