Sculpture Enthusiast Prints

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

The Thinker worries about coronavirus

The vein King of Easter Island is working with a sculptor to unsuccessfully carve another likeness of his head - 'Cmon, my nose isn't that big... and look those huge ears! Let's try it again!'

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Rodin's Tram Driver

Michelangelo

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Rodins way out

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

Sculpture being squashed.

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

Rodin's warm-up comedian

The Thinker is jealous of The Kiss.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

'It's unfinished because the Inuit never got around to it.'

The drinker.

Football Sculpture.

Artists

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

The Drinker.

Thinking Man Thinks About Thinking Man.

'Oh dear! Another retrospective invite - we need this like a hole in the head.'

'I preferred his miniature period.'

Love at first sight.

Bust

Barbecue Man

Jean Goujon

Augustus Saint-Gaudens

"I think I liked the forgery better!"

"It's sculpt by numbers."

Tourist viewing a desert rose