Sculpture Aficionado Gifts

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"The Screamer" by Auguste Rodent

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Topiary By Numbers

Peeping tom.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

Sculptress making statue.

'It's a fine example of the post modern economic rationalist school.'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Michelangelo's David

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Modern art

Man selling figures

Sculptor Gets Nude Model In Very Early In The Process

Public Art

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"They have extraordinary taste."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)