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'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"The Screamer" by Auguste Rodent

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Topiary By Numbers

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

Sculptress making statue.

'It's a fine example of the post modern economic rationalist school.'

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Michelangelo's David

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Modern art

Man selling figures

Sculptor Gets Nude Model In Very Early In The Process

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"They have extraordinary taste."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He was a very good boy."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."