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"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly wish to be. Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me."

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

'Tsk!'

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Shell Fire

'Who's the new guy?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."