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Modeling gig

'What sort of mermaid did you expect from Damien Hirst?'

Angel Statue

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Lord George brings news of the debate

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

The Sculptor

George Papandreou.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

The first case of resume padding.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'