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'You want her to be built like that?'

'If he'd kept his hands to himself, some woman wouldn't have had to tear his arms off.'

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'Who's the new guy?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

The Thinker. The Listener

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Well, it's about time!'

Europa takes a selfie

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."