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Statue Farts.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

Larry's used art

The Artist

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Thinker.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

Easter Candy Island.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

The Thinker and the Doer.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

Donald Glover

"You don't look a day over 30,000."