Sculpture Aficionados Pillows

Statue Farts.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

Larry's used art

The Artist

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

George Papandreou.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."