Sculpture Fanatic Pillows

Larry's used art

Pushing Man Bookshelf

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Klimt Kiss Phones

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'