Sculpture Fanatic Gifts

Larry's used art

Pushing Man Bookshelf

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Klimt Kiss Phones

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Thinker.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'Well, it's about time!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."