Sculpture Admirers Pillows

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly wish to be. Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me."

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

'Tsk!'

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Shell Fire

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

The Thinker and the Doer.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."