Sculpture Appreciator Pillows

I can't talk now -- He's right here.

Rodin's Miserable Old Cow

The Thinker goes to the optician.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'