Sculpture Appreciator Gifts

Rodin's Miserable Old Cow

The Thinker goes to the optician.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Juggler and Illusionist

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"