Classical Sculpture Enthusiasts Pillows

'Who's the new guy?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Et in Arcadia Ego

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Well, it's about time!'

Football Sculpture.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."