Classical Sculpture Enthusiasts Pillows

'Who's the new guy?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Et in Arcadia Ego

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Football Sculpture.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.