Classical Sculpture Enthusiast Pillows

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Raphael

'Who's the new guy?'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."