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'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Rodin's Browser

Rodin's Thinker.

Raphael

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Who's the new guy?'

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Diego Velasquez

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.