Classic Sculpture Lover Pillows

'That must be the thinking man's crumpet.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Diego Velasquez

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Football Sculpture.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."