Classic Sculpture Lover Prints

'That must be the thinking man's crumpet.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The DaVinci Code

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Who's the new guy?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

The Thinker. The Listener

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Thinker and the Doer.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Football Sculpture.