Artistic Sculpting Lover Gifts

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

The Sculptor

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

George Papandreou.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Thinker and the Doer.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

'Well, it's about time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."