Artistic Sculpting Lover Pillows

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

George Papandreou.

The Sculptor

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Football Sculpture.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, it's about time!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."