Wood Sculpture Lover Pillows

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Use your imagination.

Rocking horse

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Framed Lady

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature