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Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Rocking horse

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

What's an Imax cave?

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."