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"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Man's best friends."

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Green Peace'

Luthier

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Termites!'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Reproduction furniture."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."