Woodwork Aficionado T-Shirts

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Whittlers Mother

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Termites!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

A man working on a model airplane

"Reproduction furniture."