Woodwork Aficionado T-Shirts

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Luthier

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'Termites!'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Reproduction furniture."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

A man working on a model airplane

Tree and man