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'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

'Green Peace'

Board Meeting

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Termites!'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Artisanal Pottery

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Reproduction furniture."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Faberge Chicken

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Sit."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

'The living room shelves are coming along nicely dear.'

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."