Woodworking Admirer Pillows

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Luthier

'Green Peace'

Board Meeting

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'Termites!'

Artisanal Pottery

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Sit."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Reproduction furniture."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Faberge Chicken

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Irish Jig Saws

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

"Brazilian Rosewood accents any dam."