Woodworking Enthusiast Pillows

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

D.I.Y

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Luthier

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Lazy beaver.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Well, I didn't eat Young Master's homework per se, but I have to shamefully admit I did chew on his woodworking project..."

Carpenter

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

D.I.Y with dad.