Woodworking Enthusiast Pillows

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

D.I.Y

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Irish Jig Saws

Luthier

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'What ever happened to whittling?'

Lazy beaver.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Well, I didn't eat Young Master's homework per se, but I have to shamefully admit I did chew on his woodworking project..."

Carpenter

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Waiting for retirement.