Craftwork Aficionado Pillows

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Posh Easter Egg

Beyond Dante

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Nick Offerman

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Christmas Craftwork

Raw Piano Bar

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man working on a model airplane

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Faberge Chicken