Craftwork Aficionado Pillows

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Craftwork

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Raw Piano Bar

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Reproduction furniture."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"