Crafts Aficionado Pillows

Artisanal Pottery

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Lovely dovetail."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Posh Easter Egg

"She's a natural!"

The Sculptor

Pelican and Origami

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Christmas Craftwork

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Faberge Chicken

A man working on a model airplane

"The innocence seems forced."