Arts And Crafts Aficionado Pillows

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

School of Arts and Sciences.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

The Lark Ascending

A man working on a model airplane

Billie Piper.

"The innocence seems forced."

Cheesemaker

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

William Morris