Arts And Crafts Aficionado Pillows

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

The Lark Ascending

A man working on a model airplane

Cheesemaker

"The innocence seems forced."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

William Morris

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'You just continue to grow.'