Arts & Crafts Aficionado Pillows

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artisanal Pottery

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man working on a model airplane

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"The innocence seems forced."

Cheesemaker

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

William Morris

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'You just continue to grow.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."